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The first email:
 
Hey, you don't know me, but hi.  I am writing to you to ask for help in a very well personal issue. i came across your email addresse on the net and figured correctly that you would know someone else or you yourself could help me out. See i love laptops and would love to own one but can't afford one as they are too expensive for me by the time they reach East Africa. So i was asking if you could help me get a computer as you know all these people who might be able to help me get one at no cost of their own. I would only be able to say thank you as i have not much. If this is possible then the computer i'd choose personally would be Dell Inspiron 1300 Notebook. thank you for reading this email and hope to hear from you soon. Tony. Asante sana (thank you very much in swahili)
 
My reply:
 
In america we call this spam.  In america we also work for what we want.  Get a job.
 
His reply:
 
By the way am a Doctor.  Now you could have just ingnored the email as it was spam....but since you decided to give your opinion too well there is only one thing to say to you......  FUCK YOU!!!!! PATHETIC EXCUSE FOR A HACKER. tah tah fucked up agro probably living at home with your mama nick. Eat a dick and die.
 
My reply: 
 
YEA I AM LIVING AT HOME WITH MY MOM CUZ IM FUCKING 14 YEARS OLD YOU BUTT FUCKING BITCH.  GO GET A FUCKING JOB AND BUY YOUR COMPUTER LIKE I DID.  AS A FUCKING 13 YEAR OLD I HAD THE FUCKING GUTS TO GET A JOB AND NOT SPEND ANYTHING.  AT THE END OF THE YEAR I HAD $600 AND GOT A LAP TOP!  SO WHY DON'T YOU GO DO THE SAME AND STOP BEING THE LITTLE FUCKING BITCH THAT YOU ARE.  YOU MAKE ENOUGH MONEY.  RIGHT? SINCE YOU ARE A DOCTOR.  Yea right.  You are not a fucking doctor.  Your a looser.  With no friends.  Die. 
 
After that email he did not respond for a few days so I decided to stir it up again.
 
HEY ITS BEEN A FEW DAYS BOBBY.  WHAT? NO COMMENT.  thats right you little bitch.  you are ashamed at how much of a dick licking, mother fucking, bitchy, soulless, pussy ass, crook that you are.  Trying to scam people and then swearing at them when they tell you to fuck off.  Then how does it feel to know the person you were trying to scam is a 14 year old kid.  You feel like a stupid mother fucker.  right?  RIGHT?  yea... thats right you little prick
 
And it worked.  HIs reply:
 
Surprise surprise you still insisting on going with this shit well then mutha fucker bring it on. you know what we do with foul mouthed fucks like you here we beat the shit out of you, such a mouth on a fuckinf 14 yr old is disgracefull any way considering your parents are probably divorced and your dad has become a she and your mum is fucking your female school teacher and your getting molested by your uncle and.... well lets just say that i'll let this fly in the face of your broken home and your current unhappy childhood stupid shit faced mutha fuckin bitch hacker wanna be you probably couldn't even crack a nut,hiphop wanna be foul mouthed pubescent teenager now GO to your room................... And not another word from you bitch.... P.S don't let your uncle Sodomise you so much it comes out in your language.......really stnks.
 
I guess a few seconds later he took back what he said and wrote this:
 
listen enough of the bitching ok don't cuss me out and i will not cuss you out ok let's be mature about this ok i was wrong to ask you what i did but hey you don't know my situation like i don't know yours. It's great to see that your an industrious young man please keep it up. Sorry for all the shit i said it was not heart felt so as you said i should die which is very rude where i come from especially coming from a young man such as yourself who is an example of hard work and brains. Let's just let go. Ok. Adios my man and i'll keep in touch there may be a few things on computing that you could teach me. till then have a nice day. Once again sorry for any hurt feelings. peace otu.
 
Here is my reply to both of those messages:
 
lol dude you know whats funny about our arguments.  I base it on fact.  You make up things like "yo mama jokes".  But the facts still stand: You ARE a crook.  You ARE a scammer.  
 
Oh yea and to your last argument:
My parents are happily married, everyone outside my imitate family is dead or in another country, and I live in an affluent middle class neighborhood.
 
I read your last email and found this line funny: "...said i should die which is very rude where i come from..."
Heres a quote from your second email: "Eat a dick and die."  So trying trying to put the blame on me? lol
 
Well anyway,  I'll stop.  As long as you stop scamming people.
 

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